For all those who have been waiting for something to 'oooh' and 'aarrrh' about, here they are.
My attempts at Monkey Photos.
The essentials in a Monkey Photo are:
Colour, red and yellows preferably.
As few people as possible.
Somewhere as far away as possible.
A sunrise or sunset.
Water, blurry if possible.
Some soft focus.
An animal, preferably something cute.
The Moon or stars.
Something that matches the curtains.
I tried my best.